Authored by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: guineapig Additional transcribing by: Eric Aasen (mention: The previously unseen areas of this occurrence are shown in bluish text.)
Chandler: Alright, therefore I’m back high school, I’m located in the cafeteria, and I see i will be entirely naked.
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Chandler: out of the blue, the device actually starts to ring. Now I am not sure what to do, everyone initiate evaluating myself.
Chandler: at long last, I figure I would better answer they, a nd as it happens it is my personal mother, that will be very-very weird, because- she never ever calls me personally!
Ross: i recently feel like some one achieved down my throat, got my smaller intestine, removed it out of my personal lips and fastened it around my personal throat.
Monica: Oh actually, so that hysterical call I got from a female at sobbing 3:00 A.M., “I’ll never have grandchildren, I’ll never has grandkids.” is exactly what? A wrong number?
Joey: Alright Ross, appearance. You’re feeling a lot of soreness immediately. You’re furious. You’re hurting. Could I tell you what the answer is?
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Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank Jesus! I simply visited your building and you just weren’t truth be told there immediately after which this guy with a big hammer stated you might be right here and you are clearly, you may be!
It’s simply a couple venturing out to dinner and- without sex
Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, every person, this will be Rachel, another Lincoln significant survivor. (to Rachel) this might be people, this might be Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- your recall my cousin Ross?
(each goes to embrace but Ross’s umbrella starts. He sits back off defeated once again. An instant of silence observe as Rachel rests in addition to others anticipate their to spell out.)
Rachel: Oh God. really, they going about a half-hour ahead of the wedding. I became in area in which we had been maintaining every provides, and I got taking a look at this gravy ship. This really attractive Lamauge gravy ship. Whenever suddenly- (with the waiter that put the lady coffee)pleasing ‘n’ Lo?- we noticed that I happened to be most turned-on from this gravy vessel than by Barry! And then I managed to get really freaked-out, and that’s whenever it strike me personally: simply how much Barry seems like Mr. Potato mind. Y’know, i am talking about, i realized searched common, but. In any event, I just had to escape indeed there, and that I began curious ‘exactly why are we doing this, and which have always been I carrying this out for?’. (to Monica) So anyway I just failed to understand which place to go, and I also realize you and You will find kinda drifted aside, nevertheless’re the only individual we knew whom stayed here in the town.
Rachel: Ooh, I found myself kinda hoping that wouldn’t getting something. [Scene: Monica’s Apartment, everybody is around and enjoying a Spanish Soap on television consequently they are racking your brains on the proceedings.]
Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey: Push the lady down the staircase! Push the girl on the stairs! Push the girl down the steps!
Rachel: C’mon father, hear myself! It really is like, it really is love, each one of living, we have all usually explained, ‘You’re a shoe! You are a shoe, you’re a shoe, you are a shoe!’. And today i recently stopped and I also said, ‘What if I don’t wanna end up being a shoe? What if we wanna become a- a purse, y’know? Or a- or a hat! No, I’m not saying i really want you to purchase myself a hat, i am saying I am a ha- It’s a metaphor, Daddy!